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Money can't buy friends, but…-Spike Milligan

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. -Spike Milligan  

It's no trick to make a lot of money…-Everett Sloane

It’s no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want to do is make a lot of money. -Everett Sloane

If you'd lose a troublesome visitor….-Ben Franklin

If you’d lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money. -Ben Franklin

Children are stupid. That's why they're in school.

Children are stupid. That’s why they’re in school. I’d lecture for an hour about percentages and interest rates and at the end I’d ask one simple question, “You put ten grand in a bank for one year at 5 percent and what do you get?” Some kid would always yell out, “A toaster.”

My girlfriend's father died of….-Eddie Cantor

My girlfriend’s father died of throat trouble. . . . They hung him. He used to work in a bank. But no matter how much the boss likes you, if you work in a bank you can’t bring home samples. -Eddie Cantor

What's in a name?

A lot of people ask… “Where does the name ‘Albert Grace’ comes from?” The story goes, Malay wanted to have a name which conveys honesty and thankfulness for all the people whom we meet and the company we would do business with in the future. Grace is also a word that say ‘thanks’ and being grateful …

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